thank you Bathtub Barracuda.

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dlubes:

dont-forget-the-salt:

dlubes:

iamcaswinchester:

dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

I think you mean supernatural

i literally do not

I’m pretty sure you do mean supernatural

IM SORRY YOUR FANDOM SUCKS AND MAKES EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM AND IM SORRY THE WRITERS OF YOUR FAVORITE SHOW ARE TOO HOMOPHOBIC TO POSSIBLY MAKE ANY OF THEIR MAIN CHARACTERS LGBT+ AND IM SORRY THEY QUEERBAIT INTO OBLIVION LIKE IM VERY SORRY

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taco-bell-rey:

Accidentally clicking on a porn blog

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Day 3. Without cum

lindsaychrist:

airrogance:

Things are starting to get blurry. My mouth is the driest it’s ever been. It’s hard to imagine what it will be like in five days, hell, if I even.. make it that long.

GAYS ARE SO DISGUSTING IM LITERALLY GOING TO VOMIT

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beautyqueenvomit:

me prepping for my 1 note selfies

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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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meulindaleijon:

jazzumon:

spectredeflector:

roboboners:

euo:

xiwx:

euo:

Where’s that pic of the human and the like llama human and the human is feeding the llama human and he’s like “I owe you my life” and it’s in like Microsoft paint I really need it please

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THANK YOU

i’ve eaten that meme

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i’m laughing so hard im crying

HOW CAN I GET THIS ON CAKE

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hidenagachika:

imla ughging so ha r ddd fcuckfk

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scifuck:

WHAT

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paperskeleton:

milesjai:

human:

wtf did i just watch

i can’t stop watching this

So many of these have been made but this is my favorite.

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swagmom2007:

when ur walking by people and they laugh

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