zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

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buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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demoncest:

i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye

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internetexplorers:

intensecuddling:

internetexplorers:

boys just needa keep they mouths shut and look cute we dont need em for anything else 

*Cough* that’s fucking sexist *cough*

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fuks:

SKITTLES 

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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fohk:

It’s just so easy to blame a kid, isn’t it. Just because a girl knows how to imitate a woman, does not mean she’s ready to do what a woman does”

Hard Candy (2005)
David Slade

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